MTV Cribs UK has just kicked off, with a new batch of famous faces showing us all around their plush homes.
However, there are a couple of celebrity houses they wouldn’t want to take a peek through the wardrobes of – including Holly Willoughby and Simon Cowell.
Speaking exclusively to Metro.co.uk, Charlotte Dawson and Towie’s Debbie Douglas went so far as to claim the This Morning host would have a ‘boring, normal’ home.
Which actually sounds pretty swanky to us…
When Yazmin Oukhellou suggested she wanted Phillip Schofield’s best pal to appear on Cribs UK, Charlotte replied: ‘I think it would look boring, yeah, very normal.’
‘It would be quite Laura Ashley, I think,’ Debbie agreed.
We’re not too sure whether they got that idea from, as Holls rarely shares photos or videos from inside her home, in a bid to keep her family life totally private.
However, the mum-of-three gave a rare glimpse inside her bedroom as she launched a Dunelm collection of bedding, showcasing floral patterns and lots of grey.
She also seems to have a dreamy, white kitchen where she cooks up epic-looking feasts for the family, when kids Belle, Chester and Harry aren’t making a mess, that is.
And maybe she could be whipping something up for the Cribs UK soon…
And Lydia Bright’s mum also wants to steer clear of Simon Cowell’s pad.
‘He’d be boring, Simon Cowell,’ she continued. ‘You’d have to put those sock things over your shoes when you go in.’
Aka a shoe condom.
There’s nothing wrong with cleanliness, hun.
So whose house does she want to visit?
‘Piers Morgan. That’ll be interesting! I fancy him as well, I think he’s lovely,’ Debbie added. ‘I would like to see Stormzy’s house!’
While Charlotte wants to skulk around Boris Johnson’s quarters at Downing Street.
Don’t. We. All.
CRIBS UK airs on Mondays at 8pm on MTV.
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